If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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