Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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