Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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