Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
