best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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