escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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