Sponge bath it is.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize