My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I can't turn off my feet"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
