I puked a lego.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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