Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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