Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
You can't motorboat a personality
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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