Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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