We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
