Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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