So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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