Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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