i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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