I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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