new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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