Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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