worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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