so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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