But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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