The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
