Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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