Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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