Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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