So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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