he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Randomize
