The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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