I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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