yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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