Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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