And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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