I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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