No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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