Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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