I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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