sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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