We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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