So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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