Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
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