My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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