How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
