We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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