I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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