First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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