Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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