My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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