Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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