OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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