Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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