I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
me + whiskey = a bad person
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
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