Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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