I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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